Now, fair enough, I've only got some onions and fartichokes actually planted up at the plot, but our house is awash with growing things: leeks, sprouts, sweetcorn, celery etc etc covering every available sunny spot inside & out as well as many many spuds chitting away on the top of the wardrobe. So I've been reasonably pleased with myself so far. There's alot of things getting ready to go into those areas currently covered by black plastic sheeting.
It was, therefore, a small suprise to receive a letter from the Stazi (Allotment Branch) saying that Toad's Empire was uncultivated (as if) and unless there is an improvement in 28 days "steps will be taken".
Cheeky buggers! Don't they know who I am?